( Loïc & Nico / Celkilt – 2014 )
Tim was sitting in a train
Right in front of a nun
What was in her flask of rum ?
As she slept he stole the bottle
He tasted it, (but) t’was yucky
When she woke up, he asked her
“What the Hell you drinkin’ O’Granny” ?
“I ain’t’ drinking : I’m spitting !”
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It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
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One riddle, and good advice
what’s more awful my friend
Than a baby in a trash bin ?
Well one baby in two bins !
If you drunk and have to puke
Shove a finger in your throat
And another up your ass
You can always switch them round
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It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
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If you’re shocked, if you’re bored
If you find my song too nasty
If you can’t take no more
well the real world ain’t better !
Watch a bullfight, go to Rwanda
Look for Human Rights in China
In the shoes of Daniel Pelka
it’s a sweeter mazurka
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It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
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(With all my respect for the Coventry boy)
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