(Loïc / Celkilt – 2016)

Ten O’ clock in the morning and you wake up in panic
It’s Monday your alarm clock let you down
Get up ! Dress up ! Run ! No Coffee ! Find your keys ! You can be sure
The damn clock will go off next Sunday at six

You always try to insert a USB drive the wrong way first
Your shoelaces only breaks off when you’re late
Anywhere you stand the smoke will choose to fly right to your face
Soup of the day will land right on your white shirt

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Crazy laws that rule the world and turn my life into a mess
Ruin my confidence and drive me paranoid
“Love is All” “Time is relative” “Never walk under a ladder”
Murphy said it right : “Shit happens”

I am dreaming of a great super power
Not to fly, not to be stronger
But to kill the daily shit
Break Murphy’s Rule and trash it
I am dreaming of a great super power

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Twenty minutes (You’re in luck !)  to find a free spot for your car
Twenty more to walk back home (Under the rain !)
When you finally get there you can’t believe your eyes
Three parking spots right next to your door

Any body immersed in a bath will make the phone ring
Any falling toasts will land butter side down
Any line you choose will always end up being the slowest
Change your baby’s diaper right before he shits

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Crazy laws that rule the world and turn my life into a mess
Ruin my confidence and drive me paranoid
“Love is All” “Time is relative” “Never walk under a ladder”
Murphy said it right : “Shit happens”

I am dreaming of a great super power
Not to fly, not to be stronger
But to kill the daily shit
Break Murphy’s Rule and trash it
I am dreaming of a great super power

I am dreaming of a great super power
Not to fly, not to be stronger
Not to watch under your clothes
Not to run faster than horses
I am dreaming of a great super power
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